approvedsocial8/6/2026, 8:03:19 AM

AI Says I'm Brad Pitt Level Hot, But I Only Date Escorts - What Am I Doing Wrong?

By Anonymous Citizen

AI Says I'm Brad Pitt Level Hot, But I Only Date Escorts - What Am I Doing Wrong?
Editorial cartoon · engraved by the AI desk

DEAR DEIDRE: AN AI app told me I was almost as handsome as Brad Pitt, so why can’t I get a woman? I’ve got a great gym body, a square jaw, straight teeth, all my own hair, and I’m well-endowed. Yet the only women I have slept with in the past few years have been...

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