approvedsocial7/25/2026, 8:04:08 AM

Paypig wonders if more cash will keep his madam interested

By Anonymous Citizen

Paypig wonders if more cash will keep his madam interested
Editorial cartoon · engraved by the AI desk

DEAR DEIDRE: NOBODY knows my sex secret — and I’m terrified that it makes me sound like a creep. For the last two years I’ve been a “paypig” (money slave) for a woman I work with. I’m a 34-year-old single guy. She’s 31. I’ve no idea why, but I have always fantasised about being a...

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