approvedpolitics8/14/2026, 8:00:27 AM

RFK Jr.'s doctor: His poops are 'wipe-free' and 'nearly orgasmic'

By Anonymous Citizen

RFK Jr.'s doctor: His poops are 'wipe-free' and 'nearly orgasmic'
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RFK Jr.’s doctor says proper poops (like his) are wipe-free and ‘nearly orgasmic’

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