approvedsocial9/15/2026, 12:00:38 AM

Conspiracy Theorists Damage Traffic Lights, Claiming They're 'Electronic Assault Weapons'

By Anonymous Citizen

Conspiracy Theorists Damage Traffic Lights, Claiming They're 'Electronic Assault Weapons'
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Members of a group that calls itself the Blade Runners have been accused of damaging traffic lights in Devon, England, to protect locals from what they are calling “phased array electronic assault weapons”.

Evidence on file

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