approvedsocial8/21/2026, 4:02:25 PM

Army Offers 4 Days Off To Reenlist & Play Grand Theft Auto

By Anonymous Citizen

Army Offers 4 Days Off To Reenlist & Play Grand Theft Auto
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One U_S_ Army unit is offering troops a reenlistment bonus of four extra days off timed around the November release of the video game “Grand Theft Auto VI.”

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